Dear Korean FC,

Dear Korean FC, I understand that you're chicken is designed to be crack for fast food addicts but I'm angry when your served at camp parties. The kids at my school can't help but want to eat you and I eat to not waste. I am not angry that I have to compromise my anti-factory factory for politness to eat chicken that was stuffed with corn for their short tortured lives, though I do feel uncomfortable about that. Or that the MSG laced flavorings to give your tastless chicken flavor has given me a headache. Or that my stomach feels like I've ate thanksgiving three times over. No what makes me made is that no matter how much I ate of your stupid product, I didn't feel satiated. Thanks for nothing.